Thanks to the new show Jersey Shore: Unleashed, District L has some new, hilarious material. The show is about 25-year-old girls from the Jersey Shore who party, gossip, fight, and drink like high school kids. While their lives are pathetic and entertaining to watch, they're outfits are even more awful, yet hysterical.
So the nominees for WORST OUTFIT are...
1. This girl. She tied her shirt right below her bra(s). We aren't sure how many layers of oomph she has under that tiny "shirt", but most people aren't noticing the dozens of straps along her back. They are too busy looking at her holey, acid wash jeans paired with her white foam wedges. Too bad you can't get the full effect from this frame...
2. This other girl. Her bra is completely visible through her see-through shirt. But who can tell? We're all just watching in horror and praying her ladybits aren't about to fall out of her denim skirt, circa 1999.
3. Ok, so its not an outfit, but this hair-style deserves its own nomination. Her poof is created by a plastic chip clip, which she then turns into a pony-tail in the back. The combination makes her look like one of those zippy, smaller dinosaurs from Jurassic Park. Really scary. And don't you love the silver eye shadow with the thick black eyeliner? Be-you-tee-full
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