Honeymooners?

Fact #1: We plucked this photo from Gawker so you could avoid that painfully slow website with all of their computer-raping flash ads.

Fact #2: This is a photo of Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend, Lorenzo Martone, at St. Barts.

Fact #3: Lorenzo Martone, as skillfully observed by Gawker, is reading Twilight. Don't worry, LoMa, we won't think any less of you - but only because you're Marc Jacobs' babycakes.

Rumor: Sources say that Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone have tied the knot, and that this photo captures their honeymoon.

Don't stress about it. We will overwhelm you with updates.