Fashion house, St. John, finally recognized the rebirth of an old fashion hierarchy. Just like a game of chess, logic has been restored: Socialite beats model, model beats celebrity, and celebrity stays on cover of Star where she belongs.
That's right. St. John ended their contract with Angelina Jolie. Instead they'll be using former PHI model, Karen Elson. District L is delighted. The little redhead is fabulous, she plays a zither, and her sex-eyes are always ON.
This is hilarious. Love it. Long live the models. Down with cookie-cutter celebs!
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